The Best of Fractured Fairy Tales™ Volume 1 Hurry, today’s Fairy Tale is about to begin!
Wings beating furiously, panting for breath, the little fairy pushes a giant black book into position. She waves her magic wand. The page turns. Suddenly, the front cover slams shut, squashing the Little Fairy inside. In these slightly altered versions, the wolf joins a 12-step program, Snow White’s mirror gives stock reports and the Ugly Duckling goes under the knife, only to discover he could have made a fortune in horror movies.
And so begins another Fractured Fairy Tale...
Don’t blink or you might catch that it wasn’t the Little Fairy introducing today’s Fractured Fairytale for sometimes it was a witch or even Bullwinkle himself with a wand in hand.